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Twist a Wish Touhou Edition!
#1
Basiclally you gotta make a wish, then in Monkey's Paw fashion corrupt it in the worst way possible! Example:

I wish for a Patchouli Plushie.
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#2
Okay, here's your huggable plush Patchouli...

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COVERED IN CHEETO DUST.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


I wish for a Mini-Hakkero, to fire my very own Master Spark.
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#3
Here's your mini-hakkero! Only problem is, it requires 500milliliters your blood as a reagent each time you use it!

I wish for a virtual reality arcade machine which simulates the latest horror games!
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A Looming Shadow Shrouds My Path In Darkness,
Around Me, I See Others Walking Down Brightly Lit Passageways.
An Obstacle Appears In Their Path,They Cry For Help,
I Abandon My Own Obscure Dreams To Bathe In Their Light
Smiles And Laughter Are Directed At Me As I Help Clear Their Futures, Envy Rises Within Myself As Mine Comes Into View.
This Path Will Be Taken One Day, But Fear Holds Me Back,
As Regret And Anguish Grow In My Heart, I Realise My Entire Life Has Been Nothing But
A Requiem Of Discarded Dreams.
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#4
They take the form of nightmare glasses. Problem is when you put them on, everything looks the same...

I want a slightly dry bran-cookie with raisins in it.
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#5
>Bran-Cookie get!
>>Description: A slightly dry and wonderful-tasting baked good with raisins in it! Wait... why are two of those raisins red?

I wish Mima came back for a future 2hu.
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#6
Mima comes back as a future touhou, but she now has a child called Meimu. Meimu becomes the new protagonist.

I wish for Japanese Riichi Mahjong set!
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A Looming Shadow Shrouds My Path In Darkness,
Around Me, I See Others Walking Down Brightly Lit Passageways.
An Obstacle Appears In Their Path,They Cry For Help,
I Abandon My Own Obscure Dreams To Bathe In Their Light
Smiles And Laughter Are Directed At Me As I Help Clear Their Futures, Envy Rises Within Myself As Mine Comes Into View.
This Path Will Be Taken One Day, But Fear Holds Me Back,
As Regret And Anguish Grow In My Heart, I Realise My Entire Life Has Been Nothing But
A Requiem Of Discarded Dreams.
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